Nedenfor finner du et stort utvalg ekstremt morsomme engelske vitser som mister poenget ved oversettelse. Vi har samlet de beste engelske vitsene vi kan, og vil veldig gjerne lære flere. Del vitsene dine ved hjelp av skjemaet nedenfor, og vær med i trekningen av flotte premier hver måned.
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"