A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain his visa.
Consul: 'Your name please?'
Saudi: 'Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. '
Consul: 'Sex?'
Saudi: 'Six time a week.'
Consul: 'I meant, male or female?'
Saudi: 'Both male and female, sometime even camels.'
Consul: 'Holy cow!'
Saudi: 'Yes, cows and dogs, too.'
Consul: 'Man, isn't that hostile?'
Saudi: 'Horse style, dog style, any style!'
Consul: 'Oh dear!'
Saudi: 'Deer? No deer, they run too fast!'